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in seventh grade my girlfriend wrote me a note to break up with me and i acted like i didnt find it and acted completely normal all day and sat with her at lunch and then at the end of the day i broke up with her in front of our whole math class and she said I BROKE UP WITH YOU FIRST and i said wow thats pathetic and nobody believes that and she cried and i watched gay porn in 7th grade anyway so the joke is double on her
its like i reached the age of five and then my body grew and my brain didn’t all i wanna do is roll on the carpet and drink juice and watch cartoons i hate responsibility i wanna colour
There needs to be a code word or something that means “my brain is fighting me every step of the way today and I feel like I’m going to vibrate out of my skin, so I need you to forgive everything and go slowly and speak softly and lower your expectations.” And then we could all just be like, “I know I said we could go to a movie tonight but… tangerines.” And the other person would nod and squeeze your elbow or rub your head and you wouldn’t feel like a failure.
i really dont like this whole “you cant have an opinion on tumblr” attitude because really its “you cant have a hateful/offensive/ignorant opinion on tumblr because youll get called out and corrected”
a good and appropriate consequence
PICKING ON SOMEONE FOR THE FOLLOWING MAKES YOU EQUIVALENT TO A PIECE OF SHIT
- THINGS THAT CANNOT BE CONTROLLED
- DON’T FUCKING PICK ON ANYONE
- WORDS HURT
- A LOT MORE THAN YOU’D THINK
This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings
I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams
I am really bothered by the fact that basically the only reason why gay marriage is illegal is because some people think it’s disgusting. You know, I think peas are disgusting but we’re noT MAKING THAT ILLEGAL ARE WE
what’s wrong with you peas are delicious
gay people are delicious too
no dessert for you until you eat all your gays
what the fuck just happened here
Why don’t we have some photos like this one with Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman?
So, I’ve been a Trekkie since infancy, thanks to my hippie grandmother’s endless efforts to keep me embroiled in the sci-fi/fantasy side of life.
But Oh Myyyy am I happy to be a fan in the modern era :D
This seemed relevant to some of your interests.
Just a small reminder of which fandom gave us the term: SLASH.
God bless the Star Trek Universe